Scottish Premier League News 2006/2007

[Rangerforever]

Happy St. Paddy's Day Lads

No worries Guinness, the half that's inside Bucky is probably Pick and not Celt anyway so he probably doesn't care about today's festivities.

Captain:
Maybe the reason Rangers are on the offensive with UEFA is they want to spin it head on to avoid being punished by UEFA for next year.
The old 'best defense is offense' mind set perhaps?

The Boyd performance I'm sure is a 'GIRUY' to Smith.
You have to wonder why Sebo instead of him in the other games.
Fitba's a business now and maybe they're trying to unload Sebo and that's how they could do it.
Either that or Boyd's been dogging it at training and Smith sent him a message.
Who fcukin knows...
But it does peeve me when you see him stick three in the first half today.
That is without a doubt a clinical performance.

I'm glad we bounced back and lumped the Dons today.
I LOVE beating the Sheep Shaggers.
There's only one team above them on my list.
Needless to say it's been two great weekends in a row.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Falkirk 1 Celtic 0


A result that was deserved.........much like most of the season, Celtic didn't score...........That's the 4th game in a row without a goal............Of course, Lennon played the whole game and he offers so much to the attack.


Stachan made a balls of thing today again.....leaving Gravesen on the bench for example.......


This title isn't quite over yet.........especially with the manager selecting certain players..........BTW, Beattie missed a penalty early in the game.

 

[Rangerforever]

Winds of change are upon us Captain.

I actually didn't think the weekend could get any better.
But it did.

Celtic sucks.




Any truth to the rumours some EPL Clubs want Kenny Miller?

I'd take him back in a heart beat...

 

[Buckfast]

Any truth to the rumours some EPL Clubs want Kenny Miller?

I'd take him back in a heart beat...

Surely, you forgot to add the facetious face. Next to Sebo, Miller's the worst signing in Scotland.

Keep up the stellar insight, RF. You're neck and neck with Guinness for the thread's, "Dumb Fcuk of the Year" award. Never in a million years did I think his streak could be broken. Well played.

Buckfast.

 

[Rangerforever]

What does facetious mean?



So, you are confirming the EPL rumours are rubbish?

Dumbfcukforever

 

[Rangerforever]

Oh, before I forget Bucky.

Did I tell you rates are up this year?

Thick as fcuk,
RF

 

[Buckfast]

Ahhh, the wee lamb takes cyber existence to heart. Here's a big virtual hug from me to you. As long as Jessica's 2007 discount nets us even with my 2007 rate increase, nae bother.

Re; Rangers reject Miller, I was referring to you "taking him in a heartbeat". Surely you mean Surrey FC Rangers, not Glasgow? In fact, I think Smaxwell would keep Mhiller out of the side.

 

[Rangerforever]

Hey Bucky:

Did you hear that we beat Aberdeen this weekend?
I guess you didn't.

It was an emphatic win and over by half time.
Ned Boyd with the hat trick.
Remember when he put up the number 6 to the faithful a while back on the Baz incident?
Quite prohectic innit when you take into account his last two hat tricks.

x

(Can't sign my name - Thick as fcuk)

 

[Buckfast]

LOL.

Who did Rangers draw in the next UEFA Cup round? Is no 6 available or is he still suspended?

XO

Under your skin Loyal

 

[Captain Shamrock]

RF,


I can only assume you're taking the piss with Miller. Bucky is right........only Sebo has been a bigger flop this year.....He has missed BARRELS of good chances this season......

There is NO way an EPL would be interested in him........

 

[Buckfast]

Way to go, Captain.

Now Pee-Pee, Poo-Poo pants feels ganged up. Probably jack up your tax return rates, also. Knowing how tight you are, no-one wins. I hope you're happy.

Zing, we've got a big one on the line CSC

 

[Rangerforever]

Why do I bother...

There is NO way an EPL would be interested in him........

Actually I'm not taking the piss.
Well I am.
Out of Bucky.
Who couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag on a debate and thinks by deflecting obvious references to his donkey posts in the past thinking people forget what he actually has said and thereby convinces himself he's made a point.
Yes indeed wee man, well played indeed.
Before I forget - .
The day you have me on a line sonno is the day I die.

Case in point.
I reference Boyd's hat tricks (2 times 3 equals 6) to Bucky not liking it when he flashed #6 to the crowd.
To rub it in because he's called Boyd a Ned.
What does Bucky do?
He slags Baz for getting a suspension for the UEFA cup match.
Makes sense to me.
Again - .
I fcuking give up...

Anyhow Captain.
Young lad who works for me (Arabs supporter - Poor bastard - Mind you hyped over the 4-0 drubbing of the Jambos) told me about 'three' clubs interested.
I'm taking it from him, not the press, but yesterday I think he said Aston Villa (surprise) Wigan and can't remember the other club.
Which is why I threw it out there.

I know he's not starting regularly for Celtic but you are a bit deep up front AND as much as he's missed a mittfull of goals he still is the guy for Scotland and I'm sure Smith would take him as he's a big fan of Miller.
So am I.
Obviously.
I'd take him.

 

[Rangerforever]

By the way Bucky, your LOL post about Boyd.

Care to enlighten us all why he didn't get the nod in that UEFA match?
You MUST know.
Obviously.

So wade in.
Please.

 

[Buckfast]

Re: Why do I bother...

Who couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag on a debate and thinks by deflecting obvious references to his donkey posts in the past thinking people forget what he actually has said and thereby convinces himself he's made a point..[.

Is that you, Guinness?

The day you have me on a line sonno is the day I die..

Wouldn't have known from your ramble. See above.

He's going to blow Loyal

 

[Buckfast]

By the way Bucky, your LOL post about Boyd.

Care to enlighten us all why he didn't get the nod in that UEFA match?
You MUST know.
Obviously.

So wade in.
Please.

Amazed me too, Big Man. I blame the manager. The cnut's a waster in Europe.

Levski Sofia CSC

 

[Rangerforever]

Boom!

Sorry for the delay lads.
I just finished reattaching my head after it blew off yesterday.


By the way.
Does anyone know how Paris St. Germain made out yesterday?


Frenchmanagerpompomsforerver

 

[johnnybluenose]

Bucky,

New Job is killing me...I know I've missed a lot of TTP when It takes an era to read all of the slagging...Bucky, I'll be your friend if you want 2. Captain again has almost 100% flawless posts...And the two misers up in the balcony ala the Muppet Show are in mid-season form...

Doon to Fraggle Rock...

 

[johnnybluenose]

Oh,
And The boys are Right, Miller has been the worst signing in Scotland this year...
At least Le Duds have provided the odd chuckle here and there

 

[Guinness]

posted by: RANGERFOREVER
By the way.
Does anyone know how Paris St. Germain made out yesterday?

Frenchmanagerpompomsforerver

No worries mate, they're only three points back of vacation hot spot Nice!

Fcuk le revolution!


~GIRUY

 

[Buckfast]

Bucky, I'll be your friend if you want 2.

Cheers and thanks for the offer, BNJ. You're a very benevolent chap.

Big news to share with the thread. RF and I had a summit meeting yesterday morning. He's back on the Bucky Train. Amazing what a 1/2 dozen donuts can do for world peace. Mr Bush, are you listening?

With RF regaining his "pal" status, you would then become my third mate. No offense pal, but it's becoming a rather crowded stable. Managing the Captain's spirited displays and ensuring RF doesn't fall of the flip-flop fence is becoming rather...erm..unmanageable. However, a friend in need is a friend indeed. So I would like to propose a friend status program:

BRONZE PAL -
- Exists only for marketing purposes, ya cheap cnut.

SILVER PAL -- $7,500
- a quarterly electronic newsletter devoted to my mundane painful existence
- autographed 8" x 10" .....erm really a 5 x7 would suffice....color photo
- an autographed copy of my bestseller "Time Management: How to piss people off without even having to meet them"

GOLD PAL -- $10,000
- All of the above and
- autographed pedal blocks
- worn and unwashed Harry Rosen Kids cashmere sweater
- one (1) 60GB iTodd - so small you don't even know it's there
- access to my corporate box for all "World Wide Midget Wrestling" events

Let me know if the Gold Pal works for you. RF can send you the tax receipt.

Cheers,

Buckfast