Scottish Premier League News 2006/2007

[Buckfast]

No worries mate, they're only three points back of vacation hot spot Nice!

Surely, you meant relegation, not vacation. Fcukin' tit.

YGIRU

Buckfast

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Oh,
And The boys are Right, Miller has been the worst signing in Scotland this year...
At least Le Duds have provided the odd chuckle here and there

I beg do differ, BNJ.



SEBBBBBOOOOO SEEBBBBOO SSEEEBBOO SEEEBBOOO

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Cheers and thanks for the offer, BNJ. You're a very benevolent chap.

Big news to share with the thread. RF and I had a summit meeting yesterday morning. He's back on the Bucky Train. Amazing what a 1/2 dozen donuts can do for world peace. Mr Bush, are you listening?

With RF regaining his "pal" status, you would then become my third mate. No offense pal, but it's becoming a rather crowded stable. Managing the Captain's spirited displays and ensuring RF doesn't fall of the flip-flop fence is becoming rather...erm..unmanageable. However, a friend in need is a friend indeed. So I would like to propose a friend status program:

BRONZE PAL -
- Exists only for marketing purposes, ya cheap cnut.

SILVER PAL -- $7,500
- a quarterly electronic newsletter devoted to my mundane painful existence
- autographed 8" x 10" .....erm really a 5 x7 would suffice....color photo
- an autographed copy of my bestseller "Time Management: How to piss people off without even having to meet them"

GOLD PAL -- $10,000
- All of the above and
- autographed pedal blocks
- worn and unwashed Harry Rosen Kids cashmere sweater
- one (1) 60GB iTodd - so small you don't even know it's there
- access to my corporate box for all "World Wide Midget Wrestling" events

Let me know if the Gold Pal works for you. RF can send you the tax receipt.

Cheers,

Buckfast

You have to be chuckling with that, RF.

 

[Rangerforever]

Absolutely not.

Sorry, the delay in giving props was due to having to first finish the 1/2 dozen doughnuts.
Fcuk they were fresh.
Almost as fresh as finally getting a comical post out of Bucky...

The summit went so well on Tuesday morning that I think Bucky we should consider flying out to the mid-east to solve the wars, the nuclear conflicts, etc.
We've missed our true calling if we could come to such a quick, agreeable ceasefire.
Captain - you can come too.
You've been well behaved lately.
Regs even thinks so.
You haven't been banned for a couple of good months now.

I agree, amazing what 6 delicious globs of dough and sugar can do.
That, and threatening to jack one's rates as this crucial time of year.

Putty in my hands,
Goldpalforever

 

[Billy boy]

Absolutely not.



The summit went so well on Tuesday morning that I think Bucky we should consider flying out to the mid-east to solve the wars, the nuclear conflicts, etc.
We've missed our true calling if we could come to such a quick, agreeable ceasefire.
Captain - you can come too.
You've been well behaved lately.
Regs even thinks so.
You haven't been banned for a couple of good months now.

Goldpalforever

Maybe you should take this guy too...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC-F8snbr2M]YouTube - Linfield Fan Solves Arab-Israeli Conflict![/ame]

 

[Rangerforever]

Brilliant!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Very good, Billy Boy. I love the last line...........


"Pity you never took a hol'day in Norn Iron."

 

[Buckfast]

TTP SPL thread get together at this weekend's Scotland game?

Guinness, you can play in Kingsway's traffic while we have adult time.

Buckfast

 

[Guinness]

Re: Garden Gnome

posted by: BIG Brother
Guinness, you can play in Kingsway's traffic while we have adult time.

Sinse when has French kissing only been for BIG kids?

 

[Regs]

Sinse munday... I mean muntday.

 

[Rangerforever]

Dado is a no go

Prso is leaving the Club because of his injury woes.

He is stating he wants to play at a lower level or not at all.

BS or not, I'll miss him.

 

[Buckfast]

Re: Dado is a no go

BS or not, I'll miss him.

Dado was like a brother. He understood me.

It's sad day at chez MacBabic.

Buckfast

 

[johnnybluenose]

Saw an article that he may end up in American MLS...or is Asia.

 

[Rangerforever]

Re: Dado is a no go - Maybe not!!

It's sad day at chez MacBabic.

Cannae be son by the looks of your Avatar!
Congrats man!

So....
What's the deal?

First off, I am loving the kit young Campbell Dado Babic is wearing.
Top shelf mate for sure.

Awrabest to you and Jess and ?
RF

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Congratulations, Bucky. I've sent the new Celtic away strip for the wee man.


Two in a Row CSC


All the best to you and your family.


P.S. I forgot to mention how much the weein is crying. Obviously doesn't like the kit that is on him.

 

[Buckfast]

Cheers, Lads.

My wee girl (read: karma), Madelein Margaret, is a cracker. 6.05lbs and 50cm. Long and lanky, just like Dad.

Based on my avatar, it looks like she's not taking too kindly to the highly flammable Gers kit. Fear not. In fact, she's actually singing, "Guinness is a wanker".

As the warrior poet, Chris Rock, wisely said, "my only job in life is to keep my daughter off the stage and away from the pole"

Cheers,

Buckfast

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Celtic 1 Motherwell 0

Another tremendous performance by Celtic. The stuff Champions are made of.......... Aye, right.


A ****ing terrible display and were VERY fortunate to come out winners. I honestly can't ****ing wait until this season ends. Getting up early to watch this shite is killing me. Off for a kip.

 

[Buckfast]

Captain,

You'll be happy to know that PSG won, yet again, this afternoon. Out of relegation trouble and rebuilding for next year. Where, I might add, they will be in the top 4.

I'm thinking of starting a Vancouver PSG Supporters Club. Are you interested?

Bruthas in Arms Loyal

Buckfast

 

[Captain Shamrock]

PSG, eh? Sounds good to me. At least we know the manager is better than both Celtic and Rangers.........

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Here's a wee clip.........quite funny even if you're a Rangers supporter.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5zkjM5HUX4]YouTube - Larsson fixes the Radio[/ame]