Captain Shamrock
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The Captain and Parkhead at Parkhead
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Well done on the casino hit Captain. No need to smuggle booze now. Have a good trip. I will be cursing you come friday morning while I am trying to stay awake during my exciting pro-d on evaluation and assessment instead of learning how to win on the horses. Have a good trip Captain and Parkhead, see you in a week.
Captain Shamrock
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Cheers, One Dart. Make sure you say hello K-pat, who was actually attending an English 12 meeting with the principal, even though he only teaches Communication 12.
sensei_hanson
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the truth will set you free.....
Gentlemen,
Best of luck in Glasgow. You'll both be shocked to know that Fastshow actually lives underneath the Royal Oak skytrain station and has been carrying on with this London thing for quite some time now. You'd think, with reality about to come crashing down in a matter of days, he'd let up on this "faux living abroad" story, but I suppose it's easier to continue living a lie as opposed to being viewed as a pathological deceptor by your peers.
I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be surprised when some toothless rummy shows up at the airport, handing you a business card which reads "I am Ian coming to Scotland" and demanding a quarter or cigarette in return. This guy won the inaugural Fastshow award so he's cool. Look for the manilla envelope to guarantee authenticity. He's been playing the role of 'London Fastshow' for years and, by all accounts, ranks higher in several personal hygene categories than his north-american-based counterpart. Except for the teeth thing.
Again, best of luck. Bring me back a souvenir.
-Sensei.
Gentlemen,
Best of luck in Glasgow. You'll both be shocked to know that Fastshow actually lives underneath the Royal Oak skytrain station and has been carrying on with this London thing for quite some time now. You'd think, with reality about to come crashing down in a matter of days, he'd let up on this "faux living abroad" story, but I suppose it's easier to continue living a lie as opposed to being viewed as a pathological deceptor by your peers.
I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be surprised when some toothless rummy shows up at the airport, handing you a business card which reads "I am Ian coming to Scotland" and demanding a quarter or cigarette in return. This guy won the inaugural Fastshow award so he's cool. Look for the manilla envelope to guarantee authenticity. He's been playing the role of 'London Fastshow' for years and, by all accounts, ranks higher in several personal hygene categories than his north-american-based counterpart. Except for the teeth thing.
Again, best of luck. Bring me back a souvenir.
-Sensei.
clever shite........
You won the inaugural Fastshow award so what the hell are you banging on about? You're going to get a souvenir all right my boy.
If you fancy having a natter with a small band of impotent half-wits, you know, those who are under the illusion I ever thought I was any good at football, I'm sure you'll gain momentum in your mandate to undermine my authority. And this after everything I've ever done for you.
I will be seeing both the Captain and Parkhead on Saturday. And Saint. In fact, I may even see more of them as by then I should be so fcuking high I'll need a stepladder to scratch my arse.
You won the inaugural Fastshow award so what the hell are you banging on about? You're going to get a souvenir all right my boy.
If you fancy having a natter with a small band of impotent half-wits, you know, those who are under the illusion I ever thought I was any good at football, I'm sure you'll gain momentum in your mandate to undermine my authority. And this after everything I've ever done for you.
I will be seeing both the Captain and Parkhead on Saturday. And Saint. In fact, I may even see more of them as by then I should be so fcuking high I'll need a stepladder to scratch my arse.
I hope the old country is treating you well
I figure if you guys sing on it will be under Parkputz seeing as the Captain has no idea how to. I'm sure you are both drunk right now and combining drunkeness with another vices of yours. Hope the bookies aren't breaking your knee caps and the soccer game is all you hoped it would be.
Adios.
I figure if you guys sing on it will be under Parkputz seeing as the Captain has no idea how to. I'm sure you are both drunk right now and combining drunkeness with another vices of yours. Hope the bookies aren't breaking your knee caps and the soccer game is all you hoped it would be.
Adios.
Rangerforever
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Aye right Fasty.
But at least they'll be in goud company oan thus thread.
"hus nae place in Govan polite society".
But at least they'll be in goud company oan thus thread.
"hus nae place in Govan polite society".
dickens_cider
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Rangers 0 Celtic 1
I wasn't sure if I was watching an ole Firm match or at an AA meeting. Had a blind guy and two of his buddies sitting behind me at the game this morning, they drank 29 Fcuking pints between the three of them( Jags could not keep pace even though he had a 7 pint head start) Fcuking terrible game. Hartson(looking more like uncle Fester) with a nice from about volley 15 yds out. I think Amouruso was looking for one of his hair barrets on the play, instead of marking. this game was sadly all Celtic. Celtic had a slight edge in corner kicks 14-2. Rangers played kick and run and looked terrible. Rangers I think missed De Boer ( which is not French for THE BAR) and Nuemann ( not the fat guy from Seinfeld) It was a bit of a depleted rangers line-up and few injuries but Celtic completely dominated, hopefully next weekends cup game will be better. I did not see fastshow or Captain in Parkhead, although I am sure they were balls deep enjoying the game. Fasty have a good time at the Savoy tonight or enjoy a gin and Tonic at Tiger Tiger, then I'm sure I'll see you at Voda for last call.
I hate Green
I wasn't sure if I was watching an ole Firm match or at an AA meeting. Had a blind guy and two of his buddies sitting behind me at the game this morning, they drank 29 Fcuking pints between the three of them( Jags could not keep pace even though he had a 7 pint head start) Fcuking terrible game. Hartson(looking more like uncle Fester) with a nice from about volley 15 yds out. I think Amouruso was looking for one of his hair barrets on the play, instead of marking. this game was sadly all Celtic. Celtic had a slight edge in corner kicks 14-2. Rangers played kick and run and looked terrible. Rangers I think missed De Boer ( which is not French for THE BAR) and Nuemann ( not the fat guy from Seinfeld) It was a bit of a depleted rangers line-up and few injuries but Celtic completely dominated, hopefully next weekends cup game will be better. I did not see fastshow or Captain in Parkhead, although I am sure they were balls deep enjoying the game. Fasty have a good time at the Savoy tonight or enjoy a gin and Tonic at Tiger Tiger, then I'm sure I'll see you at Voda for last call.
I hate Green
I did see the Captain and Parhead. Early in the first half as Stan Petrov was about to take a corner, Parkhead's enormous cranium came into view followed by the Captain's white be-toqued dome no doubt spewing venom at the bold Fernando Ricksen.
I'll tape the game this Tuesday on FoxSport and see if TB can conjure up some sort of video capture for no other reason than it is very rare that you ever see any of your friends on camera at a game.
Just for the record so that they can confirm this, they were sitting by the corner flag at the Rangers end, first half, to Klos' right, first or second row. Better known as "the all singing, all dancing end".
I can just imagine the Captain jumping up and down celebrating a beautiful goal from his favourite player John Hartson.
Celtic are now 3 pts back with a game in hand. The quadruple is on and all the bluenoses know it.
ps we should have had a pk in the first half.
pps Everyone who matters loves green.
I'll tape the game this Tuesday on FoxSport and see if TB can conjure up some sort of video capture for no other reason than it is very rare that you ever see any of your friends on camera at a game.
Just for the record so that they can confirm this, they were sitting by the corner flag at the Rangers end, first half, to Klos' right, first or second row. Better known as "the all singing, all dancing end".
I can just imagine the Captain jumping up and down celebrating a beautiful goal from his favourite player John Hartson.
Celtic are now 3 pts back with a game in hand. The quadruple is on and all the bluenoses know it.
ps we should have had a pk in the first half.
pps Everyone who matters loves green.
Shyte!!!
Yeh, the tic prevailed in what Dickens described as a dull Old firm incounter... I love green!!! I mean it is right there in Jinky's post:
I guess I'll be waiting for the dreaded singing of the in-laws calling from Glesga punching their fists in the air and proudly (actually sadly) chanting some Gay-lick rebel tunes from Wee Jimmy's front room all decked out in bleached blue levi's and Celtic golf shirts, clutching their empty tall tins of tennants lager waiting for wee jimmy to break the bank and open his stashed bottle of Johnny Walker!!! (not even the wife, father Murphy or Big Alec from down the road know's where that is)!!!
Can't wait
Yeh, the tic prevailed in what Dickens described as a dull Old firm incounter... I love green!!!
I mean it is right there in Jinky's post:
At least my mum tells me I matter... That and Rangers decade of dominance has been over for a couple of years now... Fcuk!!!
I guess I'll be waiting for the dreaded singing of the in-laws calling from Glesga punching their fists in the air and proudly (actually sadly) chanting some Gay-lick rebel tunes from Wee Jimmy's front room all decked out in bleached blue levi's and Celtic golf shirts, clutching their empty tall tins of tennants lager waiting for wee jimmy to break the bank and open his stashed bottle of Johnny Walker!!! (not even the wife, father Murphy or Big Alec from down the road know's where that is)!!!
Can't wait
