Scottish Premier League News 2005/06

[Richy]

the mighty jt's are really putting on a show this season, it'll be administration next

 

[ParkHead]

Parkhead is too busy being in love. And you call yourself a mate? Someone's gotta tell him there's no future in being a hetrosexual rent boy. Ask Regs. Dismissed.

Ohh Bucky, But what a future it is.

Makes for good reading when you get on a roll like this, just love it!!


Parkhead notsurewhattypeofmateweebuckyisfeferringto!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

http://media.putfile.com/rangers-at-celtic-park


I guess this sort of thing happens at all OF games and this is probably tame compared to what the Bhoys get at Hatebrox.

http://media.putfile.com/rangers-at-celtic-park

 

[Buckfast]

[this is probably tame compared to what the Bhoys get at Hatebrox.

Wrong. At Ibrox, Celtic are greeted by topless women dropping rose petals along the footpath. Baths are filled with champagne and heated towels await. Celtic's finest can then retreat to a restroom stall and find glory holes abound. Upon insertion, they'll then get blasted with, "Strachan ya fcukin' wanker. Fcuk off, Lennon, ya prick ya. Hey you, Thompson, you're a fcukin bawbag. Booooo. Hello, Hello, we are the Billy Boys. Hey Balde ya big poof. Get yourself tae fcuk."

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Wrong. At Ibrox, Celtic are greeted by topless women dropping rose petals along the footpath. Baths are filled with champagne and heated towels await. Celtic's finest can then retreat to a restroom stall and find glory holes abound. Upon insertion, they'll then get blasted with, "Strachan ya fcukin' wanker. Fcuk off, Lennon, ya prick ya. Hey you, Thompson, you're a fcukin bawbag. Booooo. Hello, Hello, we are the Billy Boys. Hey Balde ya big poof. Get yourself tae fcuk."

Nice one, Bucky. The Glory holes was a nice touch.


The video is a good laugh though......

 

[Buckfast]

To be quite honest, Captain, I want to enjoy the 2005/2006 season. Celtic are rubbish. Rangers are crap.

We've had too many battles, some personally embarassing. We have gotten away from the spirit of this website at times and I now I'm looking for a good a laugh......

Off for another Harvey's Bristol Cream. And while I'm at the bar.....

GIRUY

Buckfast

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Well said, Bucky. You too can


GIRUY



Hail Hail

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Bucky,

Are the nerves going yet? The more I think about Camara starting the more I get nervous. Granted Celtic's midfield should dominate and our strikers should bitch-slap Fanny-Fanny and Rodriquez......as long as Hartson and Beattie start up front.....Who would your starting line-up be, BUcky? We know Big Eck has no clue and I wonder about WGS already......... I would start with......


Boruc


Telfer(only because Agathe is out) Balde/McManus Thompson(left-back)


Maloney Petrov Aliadiere


N A K A M U R A


Hartson Beattie



Of course it will probably look something like this.......


Boruc


Telfer Balde / McManus Camara


Petrov Lennon Thompson

N A K A M U R A

Hartson Zurawski

 

[Buckfast]

Captain,

Regardless of current form or place in the table, the Auld Firm is always a toss up. I've watched Rangers team dominate without getting a result and vice versa. So, always nervous before these games.

With that said, I'm fcukin' gutted as I will miss the match. Have a stag up in Whistler that I can't miss. Will be expecting you to text me with updates. Including Rangers' goals.

Here's my team for tomorrow:



Mullet

Murray Andrews FanFan Ball

Rae Ferguson

Buffel

Novo Prso Lovenkrands


Having Novo and Lovenkrands switching from wing to wing will leave Camara and Telfer in tatters. Rae will scare the shite out of Knackeredmota and Aliadiere. J-Rod's performances haven't warranted Big Marv's spot. Would have perferred Nando to be at right back and Murray at left, who looks to be a great signing. It's all tictacs, Captain.

Rangers 3-2.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Captain,

Regardless of current form or place in the table, the Auld Firm is always a toss up. I've watched Rangers team dominate without getting a result and vice versa. So, always nervous before these games.

With that said, I'm fcukin' gutted as I will miss the match. Have a stag up in Whistler that I can't miss. Will be expecting you to text me with updates. Including Rangers' goals.

Here's my team for tomorrow:



Mullet

Murray Andrews FanFan Ball

Rae Ferguson

Buffel

Novo Prso Lovenkrands


Having Novo and Lovenkrands switching from wing to wing will leave Camara and Telfer in tatters. Rae will scare the shite out of Knackeredmota and Aliadiere. J-Rod's performances haven't warranted Big Marv's spot. Would have perferred Nando to be at right back and Murray at left, who looks to be a great signing. It's all tictacs, Captain.

Rangers 3-2.

Yes, I will be texting you the Celtic goals. Just leave your cell number via PM. Lovestodive will shite his pants the first time Balde clatters him and Rae will scare the shite out of no one. Remember McGeady did the big hard man in. Buffel is an injury doubt, as is Lennon right now. I don't think Aliadiere will see the park unfortunately but Petrov and Nakamura will win the game for the Bhoys tomorrow. As I said, if Camara plays, we will have problems, as the others would have to do that much more work. It's all about angles, Bucky.


Rangers 1 Celtic 3


First goal scorer - Nakamura with a patented free-kick....This would net me $250.


Hail Hail and have fun at the stag. Remember to send me your cell number. Cheers.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

A wee video compliments of COTH.......


http://www.esthercoma.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HunsPreview.wmv




I Predict a Riot CSC

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I'll be very brief here until others have seen the game, if they do....


It was fcuking disgraceful. Thompson was red carded 22 minutes into the game. End of story. Dougal should be battered for his display today.


Hail Hail

 

[Regs]

Is there a song to go with the result?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Is there a song to go with the result?

Yah, it's called the **** Off song and I dedicate it to you. Good to see you have so much interest in Celtic/Rangers all of a sudden.

 

[striker14]

FCUKEN HUNS!!!!!

Hail Hail

striker14

 

[SC]

Yah, it's called the **** Off song and I dedicate it to you. Good to see you have so much interest in Celtic/Rangers all of a sudden.

Wow, I would say it's hard to navigate around this site without becoming a fan...especially with these posts

+SCwhowokeupontherightsideofthebedthismorning

 

[Regs]

Yah, it's called the **** Off song and I dedicate it to you. Good to see you have so much interest in Celtic/Rangers all of a sudden.

My bad for reading your song thread first and then posting in here.

I will be more respectful of your feelings next time.

Did you leave your sense of humour on the plane?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

My bad for reading your song thread first and then posting in here.

I will be more respectful of your feelings next time.

Did you leave your sense of humour on the plane?

My apologies, Regs, I forgot the


Clarifyingthings CSC

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Is there a song to go with the result?

In fact there is, but I just had to wait for its release....and in case you didn't know, Dougal was the ref yesterday......great ref too.


http://forum.cybertims.com/upload/368/dougal.mp3

 

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ranger 3-the dirty hoops 1..the old firm starts out well for the boys in blue....