[VMSL Masters] Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

HAs anyone seen Scilaci? Not to sure if he's getting any early start with his christmas shopping or not. He's been very quiet and i am starting to get worried.

 

[Taxman]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

HAs anyone seen Scilaci? Not to sure if he's getting any early start with his christmas shopping or not. He's been very quiet and i am starting to get worried.

Check behind you

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Check behind you

lol... Taxman it just shows ur a big homo


PS: Whats your plans next year for soccer?

 

[Sir M]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Your guys lack of offense is gonna cost you first place as Columbus and Sapperton will both over take you guys

Thanks for your analysis. How many times have you won this league or the league cup? In fact, is your side going to actually enter in the latter this year?

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Just Heard from Santa, Sir M's wish list:

1. A new head coach who knows soccer

2. A pair of forwards who are under the age of 45

3. A shirt strap so whenever city gets into a fight he doesn t have to take off his shirt

4. A soccer brain for jagtard as he has no concept of the game

5. A councellor to help his turmoil team all get along, the more they deny it, the more truth there is to it

6. To get a backup key to the visitors changing room so he doesn t have to use the poor excuse of losing the key

7. To get Besty back before his team hits rock bottom

8. Too move Ms. planks birthday to the summer

9. Too acquire Scilaci from Cliff avenue

10. One day be as good looking as WAB

And the Biggest santa wish Sir M had was to make sure PCOV doesn t past WESTVAN in the standings cause objects are starting to appear closer than they appear to be

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Thanks for your analysis. How many times have you won this league or the league cup? In fact, is your side going to actually enter in the latter this year?

We have all just moved over to Masters in the past few years. Sir M, we live the present not the past. Keep your memories handy cause even with your older guys coming from the open club your not gonna have much to cheer about in the next 10 years ...

 

[Sir M]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Well it would be nice to see PCOV finally in the BCs again, and to actually compete in the league cup. I think the last time they qualified they lost at home to an NSCL team, and SCP was in net . Good luck the best of the way, and hang in there.

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Well it would be nice to see PCOV finally in the BCs again, and to actually compete in the league cup. I think the last time they qualified they lost at home to an NSCL team, and SCP was in net . Good luck the best of the way, and hang in there.

Unfortunately your facts are alittle off just like your coaching strategy has been lately. We lost to SApperton in the semi-finals last year in the league cup where you guys lost to them in the finals. And we lost to Columbus in the first round of the BC's which probabley was their hardest game as they went on to win the BC's and Western Canadians!

PS: Not to sure if the cold is getting to you or not but i hope you have a great christmas Sir M

I hope WEstvan gets your #1 wish, from your christmas wish list, from santa Your a good man Sir M

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Santabulous says put an egg in your pants, and beat it!!

 

[Sir M]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

K congrats on those achievements. It must have been the year before I was thinking about when you guys didn't qualify for the BCs and didn't enter the league cup. Good luck the rest of the way.

 

[Regs]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

That was Metro Ford.

 

[Sir M]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Last year. The year before I believe it was the Portuguese Club.

 

[SCK]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Man I'm feeling old Sir M....How about you DV or Brolly?

 

[Scottyshell]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Sir M.....just reading Santa...I mean Fantab's Xmas wish list for you and even before I got to the end I knew there would be a reference to the "key".....he's like a K9 on a bad guy....just won't let go

Cheers!

 

[Taxman]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

lol... Taxman
PS: Whats your plans next year for soccer?

I was hoping you could give me some pointers on what to do ... your coach Roger has been calling me wanting me to play for you guys ... something about Fanta not having it anymore and needs to be replaced

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Sir M.....just reading Santa...I mean Fantab's Xmas wish list for you and even before I got to the end I knew there would be a reference to the "key".....he's like a K9 on a bad guy....just won't let go

Cheers!

Since the disappearance of the visitors dressing room key, Westvan's record was 6 wins 1 loss

Since Sir M found the key, there record has been dismal, like jags sex life 2 wins 1 loss 2 ties

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

I was hoping you could give me some pointers on what to do ... your coach Roger has been calling me wanting me to play for you guys ... something about Fanta not having it anymore and needs to be replaced

Some pointers to TAxman on what to do next year:

1. REtire

2. Join Sir M's team cause they can use another player in there late 40's

3. Dye your hair white, whatever is left, and go coach westvans womans team

4. Spend a few hundred bucks at madame cleo's cause it shows you haven t had action from a woman in awhile

5. Find a job at a locksmith shop cause your #1 customer will be Sir M

6. Volunteer to an old folks home, cause half the guys you currently play with will be there in a few years

7. You don t need to get viagra prescribed by your doctor anymore, it comes in a form of tea so your biscuit wont stay soft anymore. It can be bought under the counters at ambleside every friday night in a changing room located near ambleside, just ask for city

8. Go into a fitting room in a department store in westvan, shut the door and wait awhile, than yell very loudly.. "There is no toilet paper in here"

9. You will enjoy happy hour more now... your happy hour will be a nap

10. REmeber experience and memories of soccer is a wonderful thing, it makes your realize THAT YOU SHOULD OF RETIRED FROM SOCCER A FEW YEARS AGO

 

[Whitehart]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Man I'm feeling old Sir M....How about you DV or Brolly?

Thirty-eight and rejuvenated SCK...... The prospects of making FTab's black list one day gives me something to shoot for

 

[Taxman]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

.... cause objects are starting to appear closer than they appear to be

I guess your "buddy" is looking even bigger to you now hey Fantaggot ... he is probably giving you a few of these looks ..

I never kne 43 was late 40"s ...

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

I never kne 43 was late 40"s ...

Sorry i guessed your age by the way you were playing

 

[Fantabulous]

Re: VMSL Masters: Discussions/rumours/banter December 2009

Bohica, how ya guys doing for numbers tonight? Looks like our top 3 hired guns won t be in the line up tonight. Fijian flash gone to hawaii cause its too cold for him here. Batista's got a stag up in whistler, and Peschi is going to Darko's birthday party

Doesnt look good for us... I think we might have 13 but thats with Coach Racketts and Sargent Rog

One of the biggest games of the season and looks like the porks might be caught in snow storm.