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Premier [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter – February 05’
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sensei_hanson
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The Backpass Rule
Part 1 - As a goalkeeper, you should always be prepared to knife the opposition's goalie (your union brother) in the back by yelling out to the referee than any ball played back to your counterpart/nemesis is a back-pass. Like when the shitty left back cranks a 15-yarder off his shin pad, and watches it spin and twist back into his goalkeeper's hands. Good shouts include "I've seen that guy play before, and that was one of his better passes," and "if you let him get away with it now, he'll do it 10 more times."
Part 2 - You can actually confuse your netminding brethren and carve your garbage striker at the same time. When your frontrunner slips another harmless (read: useless) looking grassroller in on net, yell out "BACK PASS!!" and see what happens. Aside from letting your striker know what everybody else is loathe to say about his shooting ability, the opposing keeper might become confused and decide to play the thing with his feet, which opens up a whole new, fascinating can of worms. Pure comedy aside, you also have the wildcard of confusing the referee, who might award you a free kick if you're lucky. Chances of pulling the wool over a match official become infinitely higher if Walks is the man in the middle. Well, Walks or that ref with the eyepatch who reeks like gin. Either or.
Let me know if you need any more assistance. I also offer seminars in "How Standing Perfectly Still With Your Arm Raised Makes For An Effective Offside Trap" and "The Coerver Conspiracy: Why You Will Never Beat Anybody With That Bogus Step-Over Move"
Part 1 - As a goalkeeper, you should always be prepared to knife the opposition's goalie (your union brother) in the back by yelling out to the referee than any ball played back to your counterpart/nemesis is a back-pass. Like when the shitty left back cranks a 15-yarder off his shin pad, and watches it spin and twist back into his goalkeeper's hands. Good shouts include "I've seen that guy play before, and that was one of his better passes," and "if you let him get away with it now, he'll do it 10 more times."
Part 2 - You can actually confuse your netminding brethren and carve your garbage striker at the same time. When your frontrunner slips another harmless (read: useless) looking grassroller in on net, yell out "BACK PASS!!" and see what happens. Aside from letting your striker know what everybody else is loathe to say about his shooting ability, the opposing keeper might become confused and decide to play the thing with his feet, which opens up a whole new, fascinating can of worms. Pure comedy aside, you also have the wildcard of confusing the referee, who might award you a free kick if you're lucky. Chances of pulling the wool over a match official become infinitely higher if Walks is the man in the middle. Well, Walks or that ref with the eyepatch who reeks like gin. Either or.
Let me know if you need any more assistance. I also offer seminars in "How Standing Perfectly Still With Your Arm Raised Makes For An Effective Offside Trap" and "The Coerver Conspiracy: Why You Will Never Beat Anybody With That Bogus Step-Over Move"
I guess metro are lucky pegs are on there side I guessthere are no provs for metro ford but pegs are still alive,the provs are wher its at,metro ford are shite!what does that mean for pegsdjones said:Word has it that the MF Wolves beat AFC 2-0. I think that makes things extremely tough for the defending Canadian Champs to stay up. Sad day for Peg, I'm sure. Who would have thunk it!
regs????????????
whataboutbob
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You would think Pegs is down to div 1, but Azzi loves to pull out his trump card: a 3 point deduction, anytime he wants against any team. My guess is Firemen could still be relegated......perhaps in May, possibly June, even July!
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Too bad Peg
I completely and totally disagree and with all due respect to larrson and Rick Titus that is the dumbest thing I've read in a while. I think there is about 4 to 6 "important" league games Peg didn't win that wouldn't have made them the soccer equivalent of the Lou Bega and the mambo #5. I find it tough to believe that you can just brush off being relegated as to 'Eeeh, what-ever, we won the big one...'
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I completely and totally disagree and with all due respect to larrson and Rick Titus that is the dumbest thing I've read in a while. I think there is about 4 to 6 "important" league games Peg didn't win that wouldn't have made them the soccer equivalent of the Lou Bega and the mambo #5. I find it tough to believe that you can just brush off being relegated as to 'Eeeh, what-ever, we won the big one...'
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whataboutbob
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Regs
Really a lame-ass comment! Then why didn't they all just retire and go to rec. A total disrecpt for oneself if that is how peg feels. Better yet, shut down your entire club, after all, you won it all!
But I guess this is the way that Peg (and former Pegs) deal with this pathetic embarasment.
Really a lame-ass comment! Then why didn't they all just retire and go to rec. A total disrecpt for oneself if that is how peg feels. Better yet, shut down your entire club, after all, you won it all!
But I guess this is the way that Peg (and former Pegs) deal with this pathetic embarasment.
sensei_hanson
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Sporting 3
Firemen 0
The Gomes brothers with a goal each, and Steve Frazao - on a twice-taken peno - accounted for all the scoring. Big three points considering both teams are out of Imperial Cup qualification for Provincials. Seven points seperate 1st to 6th place in Side "B", should be a crazy finish to secure a spot.
Firemen 0
The Gomes brothers with a goal each, and Steve Frazao - on a twice-taken peno - accounted for all the scoring. Big three points considering both teams are out of Imperial Cup qualification for Provincials. Seven points seperate 1st to 6th place in Side "B", should be a crazy finish to secure a spot.
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Relegation is done. But until one of you knobs wins your very last cup game, you've got nothing to say, especially you WAB.
Peg has 3 league games that officially mean shite to them.
7 cup games to win, would you trade those wins for "important league games"?
Discuss.
Peg has 3 league games that officially mean shite to them.
7 cup games to win, would you trade those wins for "important league games"?
Discuss.
whataboutbob
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Regs said:
Obviously winning it all is the all mighty, but it isn't an all or nothing senario. No team that has won the BC's, yet the Canadians (last team was 1992-93 Westside) has been relegated the next year. What Peg has "accomplished" IS is an embarassment. But at this particular juncture for Peg, winning Cup games is better than winning league games.....duh!
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I think the embarassing part of it is...
why do they not consider league games (particularily the last 6 or 7, where they knew they were MUST wins)...dare I say "important Games"
Not showing an interest at staying in the Premier division shows a disrespect to the club.
Granted, this discussion will be MOOT when they lose to Clan.
IMHO
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