Oh God, he's posting again!
Sung to the tune of "My Favourite Things" from the Sound Of Music:
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Packets of heroin, ounces of cocaine,
Large breasted women, naughty and untamed.
Blonde Swedish backpackers tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.
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One of my New Year's resolutions was to get off the narcotics and back on the pharmaceuticals. So, having been on Prozac for little more than a month now and feeling it's good effects, I'll spare you the details leading to the cocaine heightened orgasms I pleasured two Swedish birds with after I had tied them up with string - New Year's eve.
And now, with a much lowered blood toxicity the wieghtroom workouts are finally showing results and I'm eager to get back on the pitch.
Oh ya, soccer - Another of my favourite things.
The season appears to be shaping up for the finale that we were all hoping it would: A playoff game between NSU-JB's and PGU for all the marbles. Of course this is assuming PGU will defeat Bombastic, but let me assure all - I will not be scored on by those chumps! As for the cup, should PGU and NSU-JB's both finish first in their respective groups, they will meet in the second round.
It's looking good! Oh ya, baby!
PredictingARestortMayISay-ItsNotRapeIfTheyAskYouToTieThemUp!
Sung to the tune of "My Favourite Things" from the Sound Of Music:
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Packets of heroin, ounces of cocaine,
Large breasted women, naughty and untamed.
Blonde Swedish backpackers tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.
================================================
One of my New Year's resolutions was to get off the narcotics and back on the pharmaceuticals. So, having been on Prozac for little more than a month now and feeling it's good effects, I'll spare you the details leading to the cocaine heightened orgasms I pleasured two Swedish birds with after I had tied them up with string - New Year's eve.
And now, with a much lowered blood toxicity the wieghtroom workouts are finally showing results and I'm eager to get back on the pitch.
Oh ya, soccer - Another of my favourite things.
The season appears to be shaping up for the finale that we were all hoping it would: A playoff game between NSU-JB's and PGU for all the marbles. Of course this is assuming PGU will defeat Bombastic, but let me assure all - I will not be scored on by those chumps! As for the cup, should PGU and NSU-JB's both finish first in their respective groups, they will meet in the second round.
It's looking good! Oh ya, baby!
PredictingARestortMayISay-ItsNotRapeIfTheyAskYouToTieThemUp!